- 159 Plays
‘Cause the last thing I wanna be is another negative asshole
Like God speaks through my acoustic guitar and I’ve got the perfect set of morals
On a dry erase board at the front of the house
Follow these conditions or we’ll kick your ass out
Vegans only, no meat allowed!
Straight edge only, no drinking allowed!
Fixed gears only, no three-speeds allowed!
Me, me, me, I’m smart, I’m right, I’m smart!